Hi there this is where things get funny, historical, crazy and a bit fun. We all love to belong and we love our hobby to bits whether its historical, warhammer 40,000, Age of Sigmar or anything else.
So to help you find something special and different I have developed a clothing range especially for wargamers and gamers who are looking for a laugh or like to wear their zombie on their chest.
We are a varied lot and so you will find a range of funny quirky stuff, along with quotes, film references we love and more. The first off the presses are t-shirts but I aim to add sweatshirts, hoodies and mugs too.
Share your passion grab a t-shirt today
£19.99
The famous Kenneth Williams quote for Caesar. Perfect to go with our wargaming and gaming mug, sweatshirts and hoodie with the same design. Material: 100% cotton. Seamless twin needle collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Tubular body. Twin needle sleeves and hem....
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Great t-shirt for the passionate wargamer, gamer or role-player.This really sums up my awful dice rolling most of the time. We all blame the dice. Great natural fit for men and womenMaterial: 100% cotton. SIZE CHART: Garment sizes are approximate...
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Perfect gift or buy for the wargamer with a long suffering partner. Or buy it for that partner who makes you suffer! Great natural fit for men and women Material: 100% cotton. SIZE CHART: Garment sizes are approximate and for...
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Now this is the t-shirt for you if you are a hard put upon Cleric. You know what I mean the other players and characters just see you as a mobile healing machine.... ...cure light wounds, cure light wounds, cure light wounds......
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Now as a Wargamer I think we have all done this at some point as we try and sneak another bag of figures in the house. Now wear the funny t shirt and you will be twice as convincing Available in...
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Well you can't can you especially when it's backed up by a damn big sharp axe. Great tongue in cheek mens t-shirt for all Viking lovers and viking or Dark Age re-enactors. Available in Black or White and up to...
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Now what a classic seen this is from Life Of Brian. If you were ever forced to do Latin at school you were in stiches at this. Relive it with our great gift mug for friends, family or yourself 11oz...
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Double sided with reclining rather porky Napoleon.. Perfect to go with our wargaming and gaming t-shirts, sweatshirts and hoodies with the same design. Always good for British players or to annoy an over zealous Napoleon groupie. 11oz ceramic mug. Glossy...
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Another original wargaming t shirt from the Warpaint Figures gaming clothing range. Perfect for Christmas gifts for him or her Available up to size 5XL Delivery 5-10 working days 1st Class Post (UK) - See our FAQ Material: 100% cotton.* Seamless twin needle...
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Why have a 500 page manual when you can sum up RAF and flying training with this simple paragraph. Tested on ex-RAF pilots in safety. Mirth resulted. 11oz ceramic mug. Double sided Glossy white finish. Dishwasher and microwave safe. NOTE:...
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If you are a wargamer or historical buff then this Rudyard Kipling story turned into film is a must watch. Michael Caine and Sean Connery as 2 British army officers setting themselves up as kings if Kafiristan. One of many...
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Now how many times have you said this as a hoarding wargamer to a long suffering partner? Maybe you added '..and this time I mean it' Great gift for wargamers and gamers everywhere. 11oz ceramic mug. Double sided design Glossy...
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General George S Patton was such a famous and ebullient character and is such a huge source for some of the best and to the point quotes. This wargaming t-shirt is one of a series of his best quotations Delivery...
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Great t-shirt for the passionate wargamer, gamer or role-player.Especially if you are one of those gifted, jammy rollers.Great natural fit for men and womenMaterial: 100% cotton. SIZE CHART: Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only. NOTE:Allow 3-5 working days...
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Now this is the mug for a hard working Cleric PC. Role playing and RPG gamers alike. Great gift to tell it like it is. Grab it for yourself or a Cleric playing friend. Combine it with the t-shirt in...
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A combination of 2 of our most popular Life Of Brian quotes. 1 each side 11oz ceramic mug. Glossy white finish. Dishwasher and microwave safe. NOTE: Allow 3 working days for shipping as made to order. This may increase to...